Nowt, Nada, Zip.
We have decided not to send an email out this week. We are just sooooo busy and it has rained rather a lot and nobody ever replies!!
So we won’t be able to tell you about our Winter Wonderland at Whilton Locks. We won’t be able to say that our rink returns – or invite you to come ice skating (on real ice), make your Christmas wreath (not many spaces left) and we wouldn’t be able to say to welcome back Dash and his Virtual Reality Sleigh Ride (this year it’s a brand new Around the World adventure – I had a go on Monday and it IS A-MAZE- ING!). You can enjoy Breakfast with Santa (always popular), or Tea with Santa (always tasty) – and there are even events for your dogs with Santa Paws – but, with no email, no chance!
We’d love to say it’s going to be The Greatest Ho, Ho, Ho, and you can book now here: https://www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com/christmas/ and that you’d better get your skates on, but no, ho, ho time! Sorry.
Meanwhile, Grumpy Grinches…
Everyone down in Whilton liked Christmas a lot.
But the Grinch who lived just north of Whilton did not!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that he didn’t like glee.
It could be he hadn’t heard of our Afternoon Tea.
I guess that’s because that we’ve never before,
Done such a thing, until 2024.
It could be, perhaps, if we try and think.
That no-one had told him of our booking link.
It could be quite simple and via our site,
If you book right now then maybe you’ll might,
Have a great time with tea and a great time with cake,
And festive celebrations, what a treat it will make.
So don’t hang around as the tickets are few,
So here is the link for any Grinch’s (and you).
https://www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com/product/the-grinch-afternoon-tea/
Ooooooooooooh. Actually, more Wooooooooooooo! (That’s better).
It’s scary to think Hallowe’en is almost here. Things that go bump in the night have appeared on our website during the darkness. We have a whole host of events to keep everyone entertained over the Halloween half term at Whilton Shocks!
Our traditional ghost hunt* returns with spooky goings-on hidden around our site to discover, a scary afternoon tea, an even scarier meet the animals and there is even an event for your dogs! Whoooooooo’d want to miss out?
*Pre-booking is not required for our ghost hunt, for all other events pre-booking is recommended to avoid disappointment. https://www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com
We’d love to tell you all about what is coming up at WLGV but no email.
Oh, wait a minute…
Whilton Locks Winter Wonderland
PS. A special message from our Pet Shop Bruno’s.
Our time is very nearly up at Billing Garden Village and we are relocating. Therefore we have MASSIVE Savings – everything must go – Relocation SALE NOW ON.
Save up to 70% off a huge range of new and used items including fish tanks, cages, hutches, collars, toys and lots and lots and lots more! T&C’s and exclusions apply. No discount on livestock. Last day of trading at Billing is 13th October or until it’s all gone! Bruno’s will continue at Whilton Locks Garden Village (and Quincy is relocating there too!)
