A classic tale (probably quite curly) and an organic reach of 7,541.
Hello. I’m Bernard Cribbins, OBE. Tom Hardy is on holiday this week (sorry ladies), as soon as Malta was given the all clear he was off.
Today’s WLGVees Bedding Time Story is the Three Little Pigs.
The three little pigs were gathering wonderful things for their homes and gardens.
The first little pig made his garden look amazing with beautiful bedding plants, including a 6 plant pack with a huge selection in bud and flower for £3.99 or any 3 packs for £10.
The second little pig made his home and garden so inviting with an incredible range of aluminium Hartman garden furniture, for the very best prices for miles (and you can try before you buy).
The third little pig made his home and garden fabulous with hanging baskets from small balcony hangers at £14.99 to huge award winning 17” mixed baskets at £49.99 and a couple of ready to go patio planters and urns from £9.99 to £29.99.
Suddenly the big mad wolf appeared at the first little pig’s house, wondering where the beautiful bedding plants had come from.
He knocked on the door. “Little pig, little pig, let me know! Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and to Amazon I’ll go!”
The little pig shouted back, “Whilton Locks: it’s a winny win win – they’ve got it all for your own gardin*”
“Well blow me down!” Exclaimed the big mad wolf.
Next the big mad wolf went to the second little pig’s house, wondering where the incredible garden furniture had come from.
He knocked on the door. “Little pig, little pig, let me know! Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and to Amazon I’ll go!”
The little pig shouted back, “Whilton Locks: it’s a winny win win – they’ve got it all for your own gardin*”
“Well blow me down!” Exclaimed the big mad wolf.
Finally, the big mad wolf went to the third little pig’s house, seeing the fabulous hanging baskets and he wondered where they had come from.
He knocked on the door. “Little pig, little pig, let me know! Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and to Amazon I’ll go!”
The little pig shouted back, “Whilton Locks: it’s a winny win win – they’ve got it all for your own gardin*”
“Well blow me down!” Exclaimed the big mad wolf.
So the big mad wolf went to Whilton Locks, where he saw the beautiful flowers, the incredible garden furniture (where you can try before you buy) and the fabulous hanging baskets.
“No more huffing and puffing for me, waiting for a delivery driver, sometime between 9am and 7pm!” Exclaimed the wolf and headed off to the Canalside restaurant for a well deserved bacon sandwich.
The big mad wolf became a big glad wolf.
The End. Goodnight.
* It’s a well known fact little pigs aren’t very good at spelling however are great at rhymes. I was told that by a pig, in a wig, whilst doing a jig – you dig?
