Alright let’s kick it,
Ice, ice baby,
Ice, ice baby,
Alright stop, just wait and listen,
Ice is back and if you’ve got the intention,
To treat the family, yes (that’s rightly),
Then ensure you pre-book, or else the troubles unsightly.
Yo if there aren’t spaces left,
You can’t go!
On to the rink, you can skate and glide with ease
And we don’t charge anything for our online booking fees!
Ice skate.
It’s your face that grins,
You can also get help with banana’s and penguins!
Great fun. It’s a Christmas outing,
But if there’s no room – we don’t want no SHOUTING!
Pre-book it don’t miss it, it’s better that way,
Via our website, or else you kids don’t play!
Is storm Bert a problem? No, we’ve solved it,
Cos the rinks undercover so that resolves it.
Ice, ice baby.
Real ice, ice baby.